Nicole
| Location | Anywhere, USA |
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| Introduction | Dear Reader, I can assure you, my life is really not that interesting. In fact as a new mom, the majority of my day revolves around the next time that I need to wipe someone's ass. 90% of the time that ass belongs to my son, 9.9% of the time that ass belongs to me, and 0.1% of the time that ass belongs to someone else- but THAT is a whole post in itself. Everyday, I wrangle all my still-firing brain cells and try to spin it into two sentences that I find remotely clever. Somedays are more challenging than others as I have really done my damnedest to extinguish as many brain cells as possible with hours of Reality TV. I hope you enjoy. Much Love, Nicole |