maurice
My blogs
| Occupation | Full Time Wino, Part Time Gamber |
|---|---|
| Introduction | Bonjour, Ee am Maurice te Pissy French Dinosaur. Ee am a T-Rex from France. Ee adore all tings french and vonder vhy tere are not more french tings in America. Ee 'ave an ex-wife, Babette te Hair Dresser, and 137 children all named after vine vho live vith teir mother in France. |
| Interests | Drinking vine, consuming cheese, Las Vegas, Indian casinos, Arguing vith and consuming difficult humans. |
| Favorite movies | None as tey 'ave not 'ad a descent dino flick vhere te dinosaur wins against te humans yet! 'Ow unoriginal! |
| Favorite music | Dinosaur Opera (but sometimes Wagner vill do too). |
| Favorite books | Anatole by Eve Titus, Madeline by Ludwig Bemelman, Encyclopedia Prehistorica Dinosaurs: the definitive pop-up by R. Sabuda and M. Reinhart, and Dinosaurs Dinosaurs by Byron Barton. |