Maddeus Sagaustus Thatthews
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Automotive |
| Occupation | Reepo Mayne |
| Location | Memphis, TN, United States |
| Links | Audio Clip, Wishlist |
| Introduction | I am fat. I do not enjoy paying my bills. I have bastard children with all sorts of cheap women and I had to be threatened with jail time in order for me to pay. Sometimes people confuse me with Thaddeus Matthews, a similarly named buffoon who is also a repo man who does not pay his bills and is also behind on his child support payments. Because of this confusion, I have no choice but to go onto his blog to set things straight. I enjoy going to the zoo (but I've had to stop going lately, because they keep mistaking me for a gorilla named "Leroy" and they keep capturing me and putting me in a cage). I also like online pornography, something else me and Thaddeus Matthews have in common. I also enjoy making money from reposessing poor people's cars. The car lot pays me a few hundred dollars to get people's used cars because they are behind on their payments. This is ironic, because like Thaddeus Matthews, I profit from people not paying their bills, when in fact, neither Thad nor I pay our own bills. By the way, the picture I use for my profile is a promotional photo from my short stint in the rap group "The Fat Boys". |
| Interests | Being fat, eating, throwing my own feces, farting to the tune of gay sounding music, getting fucked in the ass by blind African immigrants at Overton Park. |
| Favorite movies | Planet of the Apes, Congo, 12 Monkeys, A*P*E, King Kong, B. Monkey, Buddy, Bye Bye Monkey, The Gorilla, The Jungle Book, basically anything with a monkey in it. |
| Favorite music | Sounds of the Zoo Part 1, Animal Noises, The Fat Boys |
| Favorite books | I don't like to read |
When you hesitate before hitting snooze on your alarm clock, are you being lazy?
Yes. I be very lazy an funky.