Movie Crew Review
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Industry | Arts |
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Occupation | Film Critic |
Location | Brookyln/Manhattan, NY, United States |
Introduction | Welcome to Movie Crew Review! Where three of the most rad-tastic New Yorkers bring you correct and indisputably sound opinions. On a scale of 5 wormy apples and whether or not Jelani fell asleep, we will supply you with your fix of reviews of new releases (that we see EVERY TUESDAY), classics, and random movies that we find and add to our colossal (yet ever growing) VHS collection. It is our civic duty as movie buffs to right wrongs, deliver fair and truthful reviews, and fight crime! We’re shaking our heads at the idiotic and inaccurate reviews seen in newspapers, television, and even here on the internet. So, instead of going to the movies based on a review you read in the paper (we have learned, you cannot trust ANY of them!) and being sorely disappointed, let us guide you through the pearly gates of truly entertaining entertainment. Between the cynical Brian, the easily entertained (and also bored) Jelani, and the chock-full-of-actual-movie-knowledge Ryan, all of your questions about whether a movie is crap or gold will be answered. So open your mind, join the ranks of Movie Crew. Don’t trust those other reviewers, trust US! |
Interests | Action, Titties, Gore, Violence, Guns, Superheros, Aliens, Big Ass Space Ships, Mutants, Demons, Wizards, Senseless Murder |
Favorite Movies | Anchorman, Walk Hard, Terminator 2, Star Trek First MotherFucking Contact, Hellraiser, The Shining, Evil Dead 2, Back to the Future, Beatlejuice |
Favorite Music | Slayer, Skeletonwitch, Danzig |
Favorite Books | Tales- H.P. Lovecraft, Everything J.R.R. Tolkien has ever written |