Gender	Male
Industry	Internet
Occupation	Teacher, Editor, IT
Location	Kingston, Pennsylvania, United States
Introduction	Who's this Jeff guy? A part-time teacher, part-time freelance journalist, and a full-time geek. When he's not indulging his Peter Pan complex, he makes a mean bowl of chili. He thinks way too much about who could beat Silver Surfer in a fight.
Interests	Books, Music, Movies, Gaming
Favorite movies	Casablanca, Star Wars, Iron Giant, The Incredibles, Skeleton Man
Favorite music	16 Horsepower, Elvis Costello, Tom Waits, Ben Folds, Barenaked Ladies, The Weepies
Favorite books	Walden, Fight Club, American Gods, Red Badge of Courage

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APARO!