oh hai bert

About me

Gender Male
Industry Technology
Occupation Security Support Technician
Location KC, MO, United States
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Introduction "i'm a poor white guy from sedalia" - jeremy. i now have a dual bachelors of science in computer science and information technology......and i no longer live in my parents' basement! i love diet pepsi and my blue shoes. my car and my phone are worth about the same. trace adkins is everything i don't like about country music (except for "every light in the house is on"). since 9/10/2001, the only hat i've worn is my stanford cap. the original cap was destroyed in a tragic fire, but i preserved the remains and acquired a replica.
Interests road trips, tennis, football, food, movies, diet pepsi, comedy, naps, wal-mart, technology, traveling, winter, snow, golf, wasting time on my computer
Favorite Movies Happy Gilmore, Kissing a Fool, Office Space, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Super Troopers, Ace Ventura, Dumb and Dumber, A Beautiful Mind, The Matrix Trilogy, The Wedding Singer, Dogma, Rookie of the Year
Favorite Music Red Hot Chili Peppers, Brad Paisley, Modest Mouse, Alanis Morissette, Avenged Sevenfold, System of a Down, Toby Keith, Matchbox 20, Kenny Chesney, Disturbed, Three Days Grace, Shinedown, Carrie Underwood, Audioslave, Blink 182, Garth Brooks, Foo Fighters, Mudvayne, Muse, Kelly Clarkson, Brooks and Dunn, Goo Goo Dolls, Nickelback, Christmas music, ANY 1-hit wonder, and of course- all girly songs from the mid-late 90's :P
Favorite Books Harry Potter, text books, training books - that's about it