Mitten from Smitten
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Grand Empress of the Universe |
| Location | Why, The Universe of course! |
| Introduction | A mom, a goddess, a girlfriend, sarcastic, considered funny on occasion, adorable but somewhat lazy. I am extremely loyal, have a fight vs flight instinct, am a recluse by choice and by nature. |
| Interests | Tripping children with my cane, mocking my Sock, molesting cats with huggles and snuggles - even when they don't want them, puppy roofus cuddles, my darling beasties, eating chocolate and shaking my jiggly bits all over the house. Once the children are gone, perhaps I will shake them all over the house nekkid. One never knows with me. |
| Favorite Music | Big and Rich, The Mavericks, Keane, Matt Nathanson, Missy Higgins, Natalie Imbruglia, Bethany Dillon, The Dixie Chicks, Carbon Leaf, The Greencards, Iron and Wine, Nickle Creek, The Wreckers, Arctic Monkeys, Duffy, The Fray, Fuel, Gin Blossoms, Lady GaGa, Pink, Lifehouse, Maroon Five, Our Lady Peace, Switchfoot, Third Eye Blind, Train, Vertical Horizon, Breaking Benjamin, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Cold Play, One Less Reason, Seether, Sister Hazel, Theory of a Dead Man< Blind Melon, Buck Cherry, Coblie Cailat, Jason Aldean, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Uncle Cracker, The Verve |
| Favorite Books | Historical and historical romance. None of that crap with the heaving bosoms and burning loins though. If they have that stuff I skip over it because it makes me want to regurgitate my breakfast. |
If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?
The truth is that I probably wouldn't and since my friends and family would be pirates with me, I would start laughing about the poop deck and they would start laughing and then we would all be laughing until we peed our pants... right there on the damn poop deck.