Britni TheVadgeWig

About me

Gender Female
Location United States
Introduction This blog is a mix of sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussion of BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then you should probably leave now. Some of the content is NSFW.
Interests the oxford comma, drinking vodka sarcasm, sex, sleeping, masturbating, procrastinating, open-minded people, piercings, being messy, champagne, the motherfucking Red Sox, nudity, putting together ridiculous outfits, Margaret Cho learning to cook, sleeping in, making out in the rain, sex positive porn, matzoh ball soup, spending money that I don't have, Kathy Griffin, good conversation, being nocturnal, brunettes, tattoos, life

When your science teacher smashed a frozen rose with a hammer, did you warm the petals to bring them back to life?

No.