Gender	Female
Location	Columbus, OH, United States
Introduction	I'm 30. I'm lost and floating through life with very little direction. I don't know what to do about it, so I write. Feel free to follow me on Twitter. I say funny things sometimes. @cincylesbian
Interests	Music, playing drums, reading, writing, art, theatre, stage combat, coffee shops, going out to bars and clubs, dancing badly, movies, museums, anything outdoors, hanging out with my friends, going out to eat, bowling, women, cuddling, photography, making movie parodies, stand-up comedy, etc. etc. etc.
Favorite movies	Amelie, Pirates of the Caribbean, Mr. Holland's Opus, But I'm a Cheerleader, Finding Nemo, Boondock Saints, Saw, Life is Beautiful, Big Fish, Shrek, Moulin Rouge, Chicago, Bend it Like Beckham, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Office Space, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Virgin Suicides, Chocolat, Don Juan DeMarco, Kissing Jessica Stein, 28 Days Later, Army of Darkness, Donnie Darko, Elizabethtown, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Wall-E, Bolt, D.E.B.S, Kinsey, June, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist. I could go on and on and on.
Favorite music	I have a very wide taste in music. I love everything from classic rock, to newer rock, to dance music, to showtunes, to classical. The only types of music I don't really like are rap and country. Just to list off some of what I have in my c.d. collection... Breaking Benjamin, Chevelle, LostProphets, Trapt, Eric Clapton, The Doors, The Who, Yes, Dave Matthews Band, Dashboard Confessional, Heart, Sinead O'Conner, Taking Back Sunday, White Stripes, Marilyn Manson, Weezer, Fleetwood Mac, The J. Geils Band, The Police, Don Henley, Maroon 5, The Ataris, Evanescence, Guster, Trust Company, Papa Roach, Jewel, The Killers, Journey, Elton John, Blink 182, Hot Hot Heat, Scissor Sisters, The Used, Freezepop, Pink Floyd, Dido, Cher (I have lots of gay guy friends...), Le Tigre, Garbage, The Cruxshadows, Flogging Molly, Melissa Etheridge, Disturbed, Hoobastank, Three Days Grace, Story of the Year, The Beatles, The Postal Service, Brand New, 30 Seconds to Mars, The Hush Sound, Straylight Run, THE DRESDEN DOLLS, anything 80's and more and more and more...
Favorite books	I'm big into reading. Some random favorites are Fried Green Tomatoes (the book is amazing, the movie is not), Welcome to the World, Baby Girl!, The Life of Pi, Shit my Dad Says, Anthem, Marley and Me (the book is amazing, the movie is not), Atlas Shrugged, and although I hate to admit it because I refused to read them forever, I have finally become a Harry Potter fan.

Well, maybe they don't need them, but don't you think that some fish might like a bicycle?

WTF kind of question is this? Was this question written by Dr. Suess? I'm pretty sure one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish would probably ride bicycles.