Industry	Internet
Occupation	Web Company Director
Location	HAMPSHIRE, United Kingdom
Introduction	Middle-Aged Father, Pompey Fan
Interests	Complaining, being grumpy, arts and crafts, pursuing quality in everything
Favorite movies	Meet Joe Black
Favorite music	Beatles, Howard Jones
Favorite books	Birdsong

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

Climb up the ladder, of course.