Bear
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Government |
| Occupation | Serf obeying imbecile feline overlords |
| Location | Greenville, South Carolina, United States |
| Introduction | Bear hates cats. This blog tells you why in excruciating, yet fair and balanced, detail. |
| Interests | Avoiding cats, yelling at cats, escaping from cats, swearing at cats, trying to clean hair off clothes thanks to cats, stepping in poop and vomit left by cats, enduring psychic agony from living with cats, and blogging about cats and why they present such a threat to the survival of humanity despite being morons. |
| Favorite movies | Nothing with cats in it, but "The Ghost and the Darkness" explains everything. |
| Favorite music | Nothing with cats in it. The soundtrack of "Cats" brings me nausea, intestinal cramps, and abject despair. Plus, I hate it. |
| Favorite books | Nothing with cats in it, though I found "How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You" to have good practical advice. |