Colonel Mustard
| Introduction | I am simply your average guy. I love sports, music, women, movies, women, tv, gaming, drinking and the other usual guy stuff. I am married, have two kids, two dogs, a nice home in the suburbs and no place to be a guy except online. Like most married men, I am allowed to visit my testicles when my wife takes them out of her purse. So, I am here to pretend that I still have a sac. |
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| Interests | Women, Gaming, Movies, Music, TV, Sports, |
| Favorite movies | Platoon, Star Wars, Lord Of The Rings, The Godfather, Office Space, Yes Man, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters |
| Favorite music | Motley Crue, Kiss, Jay-Z, Linkin Park, Live, Boston, Bon Jovi, Creed, Eric Clapton, Dakota Moon, The Eagles, Fuel, Garth Brooks, Godsmack, Incubus, Foo Fighters, Hinder, Huey Lewis, Journey, Jackyl, Kansas, Nickelback, Night Ranger, Ozzy Osbourne, Puddle of Mudd, Queen, Queensryche, The Rolling Stones, Rush, Bruce Springsteen, Saliva, The Police, Prince, Triumph, Van Halen, U2, ZZ Top, Rob Zombie |
| Favorite books | The Lord of The Rings, The Hobbit, Stephen King, Dean Koontz, John Sanders |
In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?
Because there is enough shrinkage involved already. Adding cold water from the school pool would make it seem inverted.