Steve Cook

My blogs

Gender	Male
Industry	Publishing
Occupation	Magazine staple checker
Location	Richmond, Virginia, United States
Introduction	Not only do I not have a real, honest-to-goodness profile, I can't even afford to have my own picture up here. But, thanks to Chase Porter, who does a fantastically real impersonation of me, I am somewhat represented. As soon as I get a life, I'm going to be doing a profile. And, who knows, one day, my picture may be here. But, let's face it, you didn't come here to read about me. Why exactly did you come here? i bet you're asking yourself the same question, huh?
Interests	I'm building a scale model replica of the Great Wall of China in my backyard. And, I'm using only the leftovers from the Chinese take out cartons, especially the rice. That stuff, after one night in the fridge, becomes the hardest substance known to man.
Favorite Movies	The only reason I go to movies is so when they're shining the light on the screen, I can hold my hand up and make a rabbit shadow puppet. I think most of the patrons in the theater appreciate that.
Favorite Music	I used to like Jerry Vale butI think he's gotten just a little too head-banging if you know what I mean.
Favorite Books	The New Here We Come and Go