A Lurking Shadowy Figure
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| Introduction | I am an alcoholic. |
|---|---|
| Interests | Boxcars, beans, bashing skulls. |
| Favorite movies | Snuff |
| Favorite music | Red Sovine |
| Favorite books | Hobos can't read. |
Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:
With the sharpened clavicle of a dead man.

