Joe Ebola
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
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| Occupation | Faceless corporate wage slave |
| Location | Huntington Beach, California, United States |
| Introduction | Joe Ebola is the internet psuedonym of Aaron W., a thirty-something cubicle stuffer currently residing in Southern California. The Joe Ebola moniker is a bastardization of "John Q. Public" or "Joe Sixpack", only with my own demented special sauce. I've always had a dark streak, and ebola is one seriously messed up life form. It's the virus that says Bad Motherfucker on it. |
| Interests | Quoting The Simpsons, chain smoking, bringing chaos from order, doing terrible things to my dog with a fork, voluntary Tourettes Syndrome, tandem nose picking, light stalking, freaking out normals, major music junkie, books, movies,video games, herbal entertainment, pop-culture trivia (useless knowledge), escapism |
| Favorite movies | Anything Tarantino, Heathers, Usual Suspects, La Femme Nikita, Raising Arizona/anything Coen Brothers, Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy, Mystery Science Theatre the Movie, Matrix, 5th Element, 70's Blaxploitation, Evil Dead Trilogy, The Princess Bride, The Shining, Bubba Ho-Tep, Say Anything, When Harry Met Sally, Blade Runner, Alien/Aliens, Night of the Living Dead, Miracle Mile |
| Favorite music | APC, Incubus, Samiam, Afghan Whigs, Jawbreaker, Jets to Brazil, Soul Coughing, Tori Amos, Lagwagon, Soundgarden, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Beastie Boys, Me First & the Gimme Gimmes, Sunny Day Real Estate, brad, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Superchunk, Built to Spill, Morphine, Supersuckers, Cake, No Use For A Name, Chevelle, NOFX, 311, Clutch, Thrice, Poe, Tool, Portishead, face to face, Weezer, Faith No More, Radiohead, Frank Zappa, Reverend Horton Heat, Rocket From the Crypt, Hooverphonic, Henry Rollins, Hum, The Mars Volta, Muse, Tenacious D, Coheed & Cambria |
| Favorite books | Joe R. Lansdale, Terry Goodkind, Robert Jordan, Stephen King, Dean Koontz, Robert R. McCammon, R.A. Salvatore, John Sanford, Michael Connelly, Robert Newcombe, Clive Barker, James Herbert, David Sedaris, Michael Slade, Dan Simmons, Andrew Vachss, Orson Scott Card, Michael Crichton, Ridley Pearson, Edward Lee, F. Paul Wilson, Brian Keene |
Do you believe that forks are evolved from spoons?
No, I think they are opposite sexes of the same species. How else do you explain sporks?