Ryon
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Technology |
| Occupation | Drone |
| Location | Austin, TX, United States |
| Introduction | Just a guy trying to find some peace, happiness, and love. |
| Interests | Kung-Fu, Photography, Bicycling, Ideas |
| Favorite movies | The Big Lebowski, Glengarry Glen Ross, Brick, Chinatown |
| Favorite music | Grails, Pelican, Explosions in the Sky, Lanterna, Miles Davis, John Coltrane |
| Favorite books | Collapse, Guns Germs and Steel |
Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.
halfway between the sound of a frog crunching between the treads of a Michelin all-weather and a macadam driveway, and the sound of cloudy, viscous chlamydia urine splashing into a filthy Texaco latrine. Seriously, what the fuck kind of questions are these? Waffles aren't made on griddles, they are made in waffle irons. If the Waffle is already made, why are you putting it on a griddle?