danof89

My blogs

• Go Figg'r

Blogs I follow

• @badgaltranny - writing, art, and spiritual community
• BookEnds Literary Agency
• Horror Movie A Day
• It's In The Details
• Writer's Outworld

About me

Gender	Male
Industry	Consulting
Occupation	Master of Verbal Sock-Puppetry
Location	CA, United States
Links	Wishlist
Introduction	"The Best Kept Secret on the Web!" and I've been telling EVERYBODY!
Interests	I find "You" very interesting. . . I mean the person that finds the need to know my interests is absolutely "riveting". Do you get out to California often? You should really look me up. . . .(please don't)
Favorite Movies	nothing, movies are for shallow people that can't read.
Favorite Music	I prefer listening to the sound of children's laughter. I find it very reminiscent of a harp. I'm kidding. Kid's laughter just makes me nervous. I like da' Rock n' Roll
Favorite Books	I don't read a lot. I can't read. I like watching movies

Whoops! Your tongue is now a magnet. Whatever will you use for silverware?

Same thing I use now. . . Nothing. I've discovered a new utensil-free,time-saving device that creates delicious "sliders". I can easily shovel 10 to 12 of these down my gullet at a time. Never really big on utensils. Had you said,my tongue was now swollen 30 times its normal size? I'd say we had a problem AND I'm allergic to bee stings.