John

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Non-Profit
Occupation Layabout
Location Vancouver, Canada
Introduction I like to write. Sometimes it's good, sometimes it's not but it's kind of like cooking and travelling; the result may not be what you were hoping for but getting there was most of the fun.
Interests writing, thinking, feeling, talking, touching, trying, reading, listening, watching, being open to the good and bad that life has to offer, challenging people's beliefs.
Favorite Movies Platoon, Star Wars, Apocolypto, Wizard of Oz, MaryJane, Rocky Horror Picture Show, that one the nuns showed us in grade 6 for sex ed
Favorite Music ABC (Anything But Country)
Favorite Books A Fine Balance, Cold Sassy Tree, too damn many; I want to read all day every day...

Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:

Using my top teeth like a pogo stick, I'd hop from spot to spot dragging my bottom teeth behind like a plow scraping the skin off the apple. Or how 'bout like a corpse; boiling it then picking it up loosely and allowing the meat 'n bones below to fall away from the skin?