Unconcerned Citizen
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Government |
| Occupation | Filing paperwork to collect unemployment |
| Location | Washington, DC, United States |
| Links | Audio Clip, Wishlist |
| Introduction | Hello. I am Unconcerned Citizen. You can call me Mister. (That’s long for Mr.) I am an optimistic pessimist. When I speak of myself in the third person he says: “In a world where people care too much, he couldn’t care less.” (Stalkers Welcome)
Education: Not Harvard Investment Strategy: Lawsuits & Lotteries Pet Peeves: Politics, Politicians, Advertising, and 8.5 out of 10 people. |
| Interests | Dodging subliminal messages from marketeers and politicians. |
| Favorite movies | Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Gabriel Over the White House, Phase IV, Seconds |
| Favorite music | The Star-Spangled Banner, Dixie, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang soundtrack. Favorite Song: "The End" by The Doors |
| Favorite books | Al Franken’s “Lies (And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them): A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right”, Declaration of Independence, U.S. Constitution, The Bill of Rights, The Federalist Papers, Anything by CliffsNotes, “How To Read Between The Lines of The U.S. Constitution” by AnonymousJr.com, “The U.S. Constitution for Dummies” by AnonymousJr.com |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
I was born in a Washington DC condominium on July 4th 1976