Whiskeymarie
On Blogger since: January 2007
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About me

GenderFemale
Occupationpretending to know stuff
LocationUnited States
IntroductionStunningly socially awkward. Hates socks. Good cook. Snappy dresser. Terrible at punctuation. Has man hands. Loves monkeys.
Intereststoes, squirrels, underpants, hair.

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Dearest Aunt Martha- I love the cock. XOXO Your Favorite Niece

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