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About me

Gender Female
Occupation pretending to know stuff
Location United States
Introduction Stunningly socially awkward. Hates socks. Good cook. Snappy dresser. Terrible at punctuation. Has man hands. Loves monkeys.
Interests toes, squirrels, underpants, hair.

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Dearest Aunt Martha- I love the cock. XOXO Your Favorite Niece