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About me

Gender	Female
Occupation	pretending to know stuff
Location	United States
Introduction	Stunningly socially awkward. Hates socks. Good cook. Snappy dresser. Terrible at punctuation. Has man hands. Loves monkeys.
Interests	toes, squirrels, underpants, hair.

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Dearest Aunt Martha- I love the cock. XOXO Your Favorite Niece