Whiskeymarie
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | pretending to know stuff |
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | Stunningly socially awkward. Hates socks. Good cook. Snappy dresser. Terrible at punctuation. Has man hands. Loves monkeys. |
| Interests | toes, squirrels, underpants, hair. |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dearest Aunt Martha- I love the cock. XOXO Your Favorite Niece