Blaine
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Location | Seattle, WA |
| Links | Audio Clip |
| Introduction | I'm simple and ignorant but I've got a new pencil and I try hard. It's never enough. |
| Interests | Comedy, Beer, BMX, Being Anywhere but Seattle |
| Favorite Movies | Way of the Gun |
| Favorite Music | Old school Motorhead, Rise Against, Pulley, Strike Anywhere |
| Favorite Books | Altered Carbon by Richard K. Morgan, The Milagro Beanfield War, Venus Drive by Sam Lipsyte, Catch-22 by Joseph Heller, Anything by James Morrow, Anything by J.G. Ballard |
When your science teacher smashed a frozen rose with a hammer, did you warm the petals to bring them back to life?
I lit him on fire. I didn't like his bad breath or his prosthetic leg and the little string of spit between his upper and lower lip when he talked.