Dan Wozniak
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Communications or Media |
| Occupation | Photographer. Comedy Writer. DSLR Video Production |
| Location | Las Vegas,, NV,, United States |
| Links | Audio Clip |
| Introduction | You win some, you lose some, and sometimes, well, sometimes it rains. Make it work for you. I have broken so many bones at this point everything hurts. so i take it easy as i can these days. "its not the years, its the mileage" |
| Interests | Photography, writing short stories, telling jokes, shirking responsibilities, Trying not to be doing nothing, picking unwinnable battles of wits, controlling things that are not yet completely out of control, UFC, MMA, Yoohoo, Tales, Trailz, and bigger Trails! Climbing Over Rocks!, the lower case j, finding new ways to complain, dropping fake bills on the ground and watching down on there luck out of towners dive, Eating meals through straws, a good tan, Malted Ovaltine, Faking it till i am making it, 150+ on italian sportbikes, or japanese, laughing and ignoring the news! smacking unsuspecting friends, receiving unexpected retaliation! Acting surprised, feeling happiness, joking about things that make others cringe, attempting to stop using the word "CRINGE", relaxing without xanax, taking naps, R.E.M. Sleep, 36 hr work weeks, disc golf at 8am on Sundays!, Clothing optional events, not bumping into exe's with hex's! Laughing at jokes that i have already heard, malawin cichlids, peace, not controlling anything other than myself, |
| Favorite movies | The Weatherman, Easy Rider, Nacho Libre, Bull Durham, Scarface, Airplane, Caddyshack, The Toy with Richard Pryor, Enter the Dragon, The Crow, Donny Darko, Stand by Me, American Psycho, Talladega Nights,Full Metal Jacket, anything featuring, No country for Old Men, Hoffa, Gone in 60 seconds, Braveheart, The Unforgiven, Less than Zero, Trainspotting, Snatch, Lock Stock and two Smoking Barrels, Walk the Line, The Big Lebowski, The Simpsons, |
| Favorite music | Nofx,Alkaline trio,Smoking popes,Pantera,Dropkick Murphys, Rise Against, Mushroomhead, Iron Maiden, Hawthorne Heights,Smashing Pumpkins, Pink Floyd,The Who, Jay-Z, De La Soul, KRS 1, Crowbar, my voice, |
| Favorite books | Larry Bird's "Drive", Less than Zero, The Dictionary, The Anthology of Short stories, anything unreadable by William Faulkner, I don't posess the attention span to read, i am wasting your fucking time!, sorry! Carl Sagan, rereading my old books, reading blogs, the playboy articles, |