Jacob
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Student |
| Location | Sydney, New South Wales, Australia |
| Links | Audio Clip |
| Introduction | Born to shitpost. Forced to wageslave. |
| Interests | Music, Video games, Art, Animation, Tamagotchi |
| Favorite movies | Blade Runner,Gattaca,The Matrix,Sonic The Hedgehog The Movie (1999),The End of Evangelion, Perfect Blue |
| Favorite music | Radiohead,The Dismemberment Plan |
| Favorite books | Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy |
Compose the lyrics to a new national anthem that features an animal sound at least once:
He's a big chungus He's a big chunky boy Such a big bun, yes We are so overjoyed To have a big chunky boy A big and wonderful chungus such as he Oh such as he *At this point, a man runs onstage being chased by a gigantic silverback gorilla. The man escapes, but the choir, the audience and half of the orchestral band are torn limb from limb by the beast.*