Jeff Barnes

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About me

Gender Male
Location Fairmont, WV, United States
Introduction Hi! I'm Jeff. I will be sharing some of my writing and artwork here, and talking about whatever springs to mind. I have a ton of books and an amazing t-shirt collection. I am married to a truly wonderful and amazing woman. When I mention her in this blog, for her privacy's sake, I will refer to her as Aquarius. If you have any questions, feel free to ask!
Interests Reading, writing, art, music, movies, humor, comics, books, poetry, science fiction/fantasy, The Beatles, Kurt Vonnegut, H.P. Lovecraft, Daniel Pinkwater, Halloween (which also happens to be my birthday)
Favorite Movies Harold and Maude, classic Universal monster movies, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Ed Wood, The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra, The Lost Skeleton Returns Again, Monty Python movies, Yellow Submarine, A Hard Day's Night, Help!, Plan 9 from Outer Space, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, City Lights
Favorite Music The Beatles, Blue Oyster Cult, Suzanne Vega, The Moody Blues, Led Zeppelin, Howlin' Wolf, Jimi Hendrix, Traveling Wilburys, Bob Dylan, Creedence Clearwater Revival
Favorite Books Breakfast of Champions (Kurt Vonnegut), The October Country (Ray Bradbury), H.P. Lovecraft stories, the Oz books( L. Frank Baum, Ruth Plumly Thompson), The Kryptonite Kid (Joseph Torchia), Nothing is Strange (Mike Russell), stories and poems of Edgar Allan Poe

You get to ride the big roller coaster three times in a row. What will keep your dad from taking a bite out of your candy apple?

The fact that he has been dead for years.