R. Van Camp
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| Introduction | Ostensibly Mr. Van Camp appears to be nothing more than a mild mannered English teacher whose greatest accomplishment in life has been captaining his high school punctuation team to a national title. One might suppose that he has chosen to dedicate his life to eradicating the world from the ever growing scourge of the "like" disease. It may seem as if his greatest contribution to society will be teaching students the correct usage of a semi-colon. However, on dark nights when Evil dares to threaten our safe communities. When Facebook language and video game mentalities threaten the intellect of society, our beloved Mr. VC becomes a shimmering shield of resistance and ventures forth from his classroom like a ray of light penetrating an ominous thundercloud of media pollution, and joins forces with Batman, Luke Skywalker, and other super heroes to maintain law, order, and correct parallel sentence structure. |
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