Sami
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Introduction | That crazy girl who rants about everything. |
| Favorite movies | All That Jazz, Half-Nelson, Wristcutters: A Love Story, Road to Perdition, Death at a Funeral, Little Miss Sunshine, The Dark Knight, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Wind That Shakes The Barley, Casablanca, The Big Sleep, Sunshine, The History Boys, Waking Ned Devine, Star Trek: First Contact, Doubt, Animal House, American Beauty, The Thin Man, Beetlejuice, National Treasure: Book of Secrets, etc. |
| Favorite books | Wicked: The Life and Times of The Wicked Witch of the West, The Book Thief, Death With Interruptions, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Cat's Cradle, Man Without A Country, The Martian Chronicles, Pulp, etc. |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear Aunt so and so, Thank you for the badass maple syrup dispenser. I have declared it god (with a small "g") and made it the focus of an obscure religion I've just founded that will one day overthrow Catholicism in terms of power.