Penguin Trauma
| Occupation | Professor of Spazmology |
|---|---|
| Location | Somewhere in Guam |
| Introduction | Small, quiet, and annoying. |
| Interests | Laughing at chavs, eating macaroni cheese, jigsaw puzzles, tarantulas, astrology, and, er, blogging |
| Favorite movies | Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Mighty Boosh, Dr Who, Black Books, Motorcycle Diaries, Monkey, Evita, My Name is Earl, Father Ted, League of Gentlemen, Smallville, Superman, Family Guy, The Pick of Destiny, |
| Favorite music | Cheesy 80s pop, Tenacious D, |
| Favorite books | Any diary written by Che Guevara, myths and legends, fairy tales, |
The hair from your last haircut ... what would it say about your new style?
Fiendishly unfunny.