Gender	Female
Occupation	Writer, housekeeper, and lover of soft pigs
Location	Surrey, United Kingdom
Introduction	I am a non fiction writer from Surrey, south-east England, who lives with her cross dressing partner and a rapidly growing family of stuffed pigs.
Interests	watching Babylon Five, eating chocolate and visiting islands
Favorite movies	Life is Beautiful, American Beauty, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Favorite music	Stevie Wonder, Sigur Ros
Favorite books	A New Earth: Eckhart Tolle

Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.

I would rather eat it (preferably with maple syrup)