Souther' Mother
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Human Resources |
| Occupation | Stay-at-home mom/ PT jobber |
| Location | The South, United States |
| Introduction | I married my college sweetheart, a football player with a Master's degree who is now a Computer Guy. I also have a Master's degree and anyone who knew me before college would probably accuse me of squandering my potential. I am a stay-at-home mom of two small children, a boy and a girl three years apart. I love my job but sometimes need more forms of adult commnication to prevent my brain from atrophying. So I started a blog about poop. I also have a part-time paying gig. |
| Interests | My family, Ole Miss, shopping, Art History, the South, especially Texas, Mississippi, and New Orleans |
| Favorite Movies | Raising Arizona, Gone With the Wind, Field of Dreams. Favorite TV shows of all time: Designing Women and Blackadder. |
| Favorite Music | Opera, old blues, standards, alternative, U2, Beatles, classical |
| Favorite Books | Sweet Potato Queens, Bitter is the New Black, A Southern Belle Primer, or Why Princess Margaret Will Never Be a Kappa Kappa Gamma |
You've successfully slain the dragon! How will you toast your marshmallows?
Dead things are very gassy. Dragon gas is particularly flammable. All you need is a match and someone to jump on dead Petey's tummy like a trampoline and presto! Marshmallow incineration. Flameproof suit recommended for attempting this manuever.