Sam Russo
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| Gender | Male |
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| Location | United Kingdom |
| Introduction | For occupational reasons I am legally required to disclaim your face. Everything in this blog is bullshit. Literally nothing you read here ever happened, and nothing I say is even slightly representative of my opinion. Nothing contained within this blog can be used in any legal court, governers hearing, industrial tribunal or reality TV trial by jury. So lighten up or go fuck yourself. |
| Interests | I spend alot of time on other peoples floors. |
Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?
It will be made of wrought iron and it will be a realist likeness of me hunched over in a multi storey dry heaving at wet concrete surrounded by broken bottles and garbage. Commemorating my gag reflex's victory over parking bay 13.