dirt the squirt

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Education
Location United States
Introduction i'm a karaoke mime on weekends.
Interests bull-fighting, photographing drainpipe graffiti, nodding, typing vowels, exfoliating, shunning the wave, shadow puppets, rodent traps, downloading clipart, capitalizing, vacuuming, counting parked cars, hip-hop, 18th century paintings, small engine repair, receiving gifts, returning mail to sender, WWII documentaries, stand-up comediennes, traveling in a north north-west direction, pilates, hamburger helper, james dean, lamps, kayak-flipping, channel-surfing, toasting bread, changing shirts, meddling, speeding up at yellow lights, slapping people that say "orange lights", jean vests, wondering who people's celebrity parents might be, turning left, spinning my wedding ring, dressing up like roy orbison, 21 jumpstreet, shiny things, moon phases, game show-based board games, the winter x-games, surfer girls, "about me" emails, three-letter words, starting the wave, the homeless, business cards, sledding, foreign currency, digging holes, ice cube shape variations, knock-knock jokes, woodwinds, matching socks, sidewalk sales, cribbage, the "schwa" symbol, latin holidays, microsoft excel, beans, potions, drawing sandwiches
Favorite Movies anything with jean claude van damme.
Favorite Music anything by jean claude van damme.