Angry Jess
My blogs
| Industry | Internet |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Netiquette overlord, destroyer of worlds, flattener of asshats and puncturer of platitudinarians |
| Location | Angry Dome |
| Links | Audio Clip |
| Introduction | I'm Angry Jess. I'm very angry.
Why am I angry? What, you think I need a reason? No, don't you dare suggest that I need a reason. I'm angry all the time, so up yours. I'm a moderator for the American Girl Playthings message forum. I hate chatspeak and poor grammar. I really hate morons. I'm considered 'scary, creepy and inappropriate' by other doll forums. Huzzah! And lest you doubt, Jess is the best LE doll. Period. Anyone who suggests otherwise will be dropkicked faster than a dropkick dog. |
| Interests | Pirates, pouncing on chatspeak, flattening asshats, knitting, destroying Tokyo, raising parrots, political speechwriting, corporate consulting, fashion design |
| Favorite movies | Network, Batman and Robin, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Blue Velvet, Dogma, Liquid Sky |
| Favorite music | Warren Zevon, Heart, Queen, Johnny Cash, The Who, The Doors, The Runaways, Voltaire |
| Favorite books | The Prince, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Eat Shoots and Leaves, The Anarchist Cookbook, Atlas Shrugged, Goodnight Moon, Steal This Book |
You've been entered in a shadow puppet contest. What's your best pose?
Upright middle fingers for the win.