Arthur Figgis

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Gender	Male
Industry	Accounting
Occupation	Unemployed
Location	Brooklyn, New York, United States
Introduction	I am a 22-year-old student who has flunked out of the City College of New York who lives with his parents in Canarsie, Brooklyn, and has no social contacts worth mentioning, which is why I have a blog. I mainly sit around eating Doritos and watching TV. I will watch whatever comes on, although if the show is "Friends," I will need to reach for my dictionary. In the unlikely event that the TV breaks down, I will read Harry Potter or (maybe) shower. My interests are not at all interesting, my beliefs are too boring to share, I'm an idiot (or so sayeth my girlfriend Jessica; I disagree), and although I may be a virgin, I do know how to use a semicolon properly.
Interests	Cursing at random passersby in exchange for sixpence. On Saturdays, I usually fall off a wall.
Favorite Movies	Nerds on Stilts
Favorite Books	The entire Harry Potter series.

The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:

I don't have any stories with bald frogs and wigs. Frogs scare me.