Smasch
| Location | Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States |
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| Introduction | I am a girl. I live in South Philadelphia. I like things. I especially like shiny things or things that sparkle. I am easily amused, hence liking things that are shiny or sparkly. I enjoy outside. Sometimes I don't go outside all day and then I feel crazy. I need a job. I want a job that matters. It's hard to find a job that matters, did you know that? I am moving back to Bucks County in the spring. This makes me happy. I love my friends. I love my family. I love my girlfriend. I think I'm allergic to sugar. I like chocolate and cookies and cupcakes. Liking those things is difficult when you are allergic to sugar. I like art. |
When you spilled the milk, did it look like the moon?
It did, at first, and then it swirled around itself pulling me in. There was white all around and it was coming down hens...no, literally, there were hens falling from the sky. I wasn't sure if my sudden craving for ice cream was appropriate or not so I found a nice big puddle and went for a swim. When I came up I was lying on my floor, surrounded by milk, ice cream and hen shaped ice cubes.