Wee Wiggly WFT
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Military |
| Occupation | Napoleonic Dictator, P/T Squirrel Eradicator |
| Location | Snow Hill, Maryland, United States |
| Introduction | Hello, all! My name is Demolition Derby, but my mom calls me "Joe Pumpkin" (blush!). I live on the Eastern Shore of Maryland with my mom, dad, a non-fur sister and two great dane sisters. While I delight in a blissful romp with a terrified squirrel, my life's work is to terrier-ize my two dane sisters. I will not allow them within ten feet of my mom or food. My dad isn't very understanding and often growls at me, but I'm not concerned. I know mom is the alpha dog and she's on MY side, heh heh. |
| Interests | Chasing squirrels, attacking my sisters, barking at my sisters, antagonizing my sisters, chasing my sisters out of the room, chewing my feet, keeping mom warm in bed, barking at dad every time he speaks (heh heh), visiting grandma and being the "only dog", and did I mention attacking my sisters? |
| Favorite movies | Best In Show |
| Favorite books | My Dog Skip |
What's the best time you've ever had licking stamps?
The time that I sat on them first, heh heh.