thejerkstore
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Sports or Recreation |
| Occupation | desk monkey |
| Location | dirty jerz, United States |
| Introduction | the details of my life are quite inconsequential. but if you insist. 28 year old gym employee/student that pretty much rules. |
| Interests | mopery, beating up geeks, sticking it to the man, jaywalking, dropping heat, frenching, and all kinds of ill shit |
| Favorite Movies | dumb and dumber, clerks, airplane, office space, billy madison, happy gilmore, braveheart, hoosiers, austin powers, southpark "bigger, longer, uncut" |
| Favorite Music | rap (holla back youngin'), cheesy 80's rock, acoustic guitar, blah, blah, blah |
| Favorite Books | friday night lights, the green mile, mr. murder |
What's the earliest you've gotten up to watch cartoons and what did you see?
what the fuck kind of question is that? i don't have time for your little parlor games.