amberance

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About me

Gender Female
Occupation Finance
Location Chicago, Illinois, United States
Introduction Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.
Interests Small shiny objects. Cheese.
Favorite Movies My home made porn. No, that is totally made up. I hate my home made porn, it's poorly filmed.
Favorite Music Either Ben Folds or punk rock. You know, because they're so similar.
Favorite Books Anything that isn't 50 Shades of Grey. ANYTHING AT ALL.

Your pajamas have duckies on them. Why did you switch from choo-choos?

The noise from my Union Station underpants was keeping me up at night.