Snappy McFruitburst
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Marketing |
| Occupation | Professional Hair Clipping Consultant |
| Location | Erie, CO, United States |
| Introduction | I have recently moved to Erie, CO. |
| Interests | Inland Sailing, Pet Shaving, Beanie Babies, Reverse Osmosis Technology Research, French Linguistics, LOLCat Artist |
| Favorite Movies | Bring It On, Das Boot, Crossroads, Dr. Strangelove, Josie and the Pussycats, Good Will Humping |
| Favorite Music | Techno, Eastern European Polka, American Top-30 Pop (31-40 fucking sucks - avoid it!!!!), Campfire Songs |
| Favorite Books | I prefer not to read material printed on paper since my skin has an affinity to absorb soy-compounds from the printed ink and raise my estrogen levels. This reduces my ability to grow facial hair. |