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About me

Gender MALE
Industry Arts
Occupation Write Brain/Lensman/Court Jester
Location Beverly Hills, California, United States
Introduction I am an alchemist of the surreal stumbling through the dark...artist, healer, actor, ad man, mad man, puppeteer, photographer, filmmaker, writer, painter, pirate, poet, sit-down comedian, alternapornographer, vintage futurist, rule-breaker and recovering hypochondriac/narcissist who is looking for his sixteenth minute of fame.
Interests Cartoons, Cunnilingus, Sitting Down To Pee, Girl Talk, Microscopes, Miniatures, Microphones, Masturbation, Glue Sticks, Google, Gum, Crumb, NYC, Gurus, Garbage, Gore-Tex, Acting, Advertising, Gadgets, Public Toilets, Cheese, Comics, Nooks, Low-Fi, Wi-Fi, Werewolves, Moonlight, NakedHappyGirls, Swings, Slides, Mail OrderBrides, Spooning, Swimming, Free Love, Hugs, Bugs, ShagRugs, Tea, Terriers, Yo-Yo's, MagicWands, Mad-Hatters, SpinTheBottle, Joysticks, Postcards, RollerSkates, Girls WithGlasses, Tree-Houses, Turtles, Tennenbaums, Dreaming, Breastfeeding, Leaving, Over Spending, RunningLate, Writing, Whining, Hypochondria.
Favorite Movies Annie Hall, Harold & Maude, Fantastic Planet, Eyes Wide Shut, Halloween, Animal House, Amelie, The Royal Tennenbaums, Willy Wonka, Lost in Translation, Pippi Longstockings, Star Wars, ET, The Shining, Rushmore, Rosemary's Baby, I Love You Alice B. Tokeless, Fanny & Alexander, Manhattan, The Life Aquatic, A Clockwork Orange, Nights Of Cabiria, The Graduate, Being There, Arthur, Boogie Nights, Blow-Up, Rushmore, The Dark Crystal, Everyone Says I Love You, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Muppets Take Manhattan, Joe Versus The Volcano, Juliet Of The Spirits, The Party, Batman, Superman, Superbad, Secretary, Knocked Up, Mulholland Drive, City Lights, Donny Darko, Metropolis, Don't Look Now, City Of Women...hmm...shall I go on and on and on?
Favorite Music Bob Dylan, The Beatles, Bjork, Beck, Beach Boys, Beastie Boys, Fredo Viola, Mozart, Nina Simone, Tom Waits, Simon & Garfunkel, Joni Mitchel, Eminem, Zero 7, Ben Folds Five, Bach, Jeff Buckley, Carol King, Janis Joplin, Joanna Newsom, The Rolling Stones, The Jackson 5, Donovan, Kate Bush, Krishna Das, Elizabeth Egan, Nick Drake, Cat Stevens, Van Morrison, Radiohead, Belle & Sebastian, Elton John, Ella Fitzgerald, Pink Floyd, Peaches, Rosemary Clooney, Marlo Thomas & Friends, Dolly Parton, Frank Sinatra, Beethoven, Schubert, Coltrane, Crosby, Stills & Nash, The Clash, The Muppets
Favorite Books WAY too many to list...but my favorite book of all time is "The Little Prince".

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Dear Aunt Delilah, Thank you so much for the maple syrup dispenser. I've always wanted to take my cock out out at the breakfast table! I'll think of you everytime I have waffles. Love, Your Nephew