chiquita
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Case Manager |
| Introduction | I'm a 29 year old woman with large thighs and a fabulous ass. I'm heavily medicated at all times, thanks to a variety of depression and anxiety disorders that run in my family. Eight years ago, I met the man of my dreams: an artsy, brooding anime geek with black hair and the charm that comes from having minimal flirting skills. It took a lot of work and a little Tequila but eventually I convinced him that I was THE ONE and he fell head over heels in love with me. Swept away by heightened seretonin levels, we married and produced little Diablo, our six month old hellspawn. I have taken little Diablo to the doctor several times and each time he has tested positive as Human and Male. I'm still pretty skeptical though. His hobbies include screaming, crying and demanding green beans. Oh, he he is also interested in sociology; specifically, Diablo if fascinated by the study of sleep deprivation and how it affects family dynamics. I now spend my free time flipping through Martha Stewart Living, avoiding phone calls from friends, and writing lists of things I would and should do, if I weren't such a slacker mom. |
| Interests | Reading, being praised, laughing, quickie sex, frugality websites, art dolls, British television, crafting, feminism and list making. |
| Favorite movies | Too many to name, but I'm really more into British television. Series I can't live without: The Vicar of Dibley; French and Saunders; Foyle's War; Cadfael; Red Dwarf; Lord of the Rings; (not British, I know!) Black Adder; (except series one) Rosemary & Thyme; (reminds me of my mom) Futurama; (reminds me of my brother) Harry Potter series; Cowboy Bebop (because of you, honey!) |
| Favorite music | Indigo girls; Catie Curtis, Dar Williams; Matchbox 20; Sting; Paul Simon; Tracy Chapman, Fats Domino and Everclear. Also, musicals, of course! Les Mis, Phantom, Evita, Chicago, Joseph, Gypsy and Miss Saigon. Lastly, I am a devoted Muppers fan. Yes, the music too. |
| Favorite books | This would take too long. Just let me say this: Julia Alvarez's writing is luscious. She makes me weep, I can't describe her. The Garcia Girls and Salome are two of her books that most "spoke" to me. My other two favorite authors are Alison Bechdal (Dykes to Watch Out For) and David Sedaris. |