Paddy Ebeneezer
My blogs
Gender | Male |
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Industry | Fashion |
Occupation | Feline |
Location | West Yorkshire, United Kingdom |
Introduction | I am 4years old, nearly 5 in January, and I am every colour that cats come in. I have four legs and a tail and I AM GAY, in fact I am the only gay in the village. I am a bit of a primadonna and I am not afraid to show my feelings. I am the top and most important cat in my house, my two younger sisters know their place, as does blind mummy who I occasionally let sleep in my bed. My best friend Oscar and his brother and sister Den and Mol live nearby with my other mummy, known on Oscar's blog as staff. |
Interests | Hiding under the bed, sitting on the window sill, eating, sleeping, mincing, sulking, sitting on the spot on the rug, being a prima donna |
Favorite Movies | Birdcage because it has got gay people in it. A fish called Wanda because I like fish. The Green Mile because of the mouse in it. I also like Dead Poets Society because it is intellectual like me. |
Favorite Music | Les Mis. English football songs particularly Vindaloo. Rossini's cats duet. I do not like Barcelona because it is scary and has a screechy lady singing in it. |
Favorite Books | Poetry anthologies. Because I am intellectual. I also like comics and picture books. |
That can't really be a fish you're standing on, can it?
Of course it is, I like to eat fish