Martinis or Diaper Genies?

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Location Philly area, United States
Introduction I recently bought a "best friends forever" necklace for my DVR, a wig for my cat and membership to wine of the day club. My friends would describe me as intoxicated. I would say I'm just misunderstood.
Interests DVR, shopping both online and oldschool face to face style, peace and quiet and alone time, and lots of wine. Marking every email from every retailer as SPAM. That will teach them.
Favorite Movies Seasons 1-4 of Pete and Pete on DVD
Favorite Music Myself singing to my cats when B is far away. They like it.
Favorite Books Not the bible. Sorry it's just not.

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

Escape? This sounds like paradise.