ME
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Law |
| Occupation | Law guy |
| Location | New York, New York, United States |
| Introduction | I smell like daisies on a warm summer day. I sound like a 1950's radio program, but I look tired and sweaty, and I taste like chocolate. I wear my heart on my sleeve, but I have very few feelings. I like puns, but I prefer multiple entendres. I usually have a tune in my head, but it usually stinks and I can't get it out. I have affectionately termed myself Papa Bear for my childish nature and grandfatherly demeanor (and Pop Pop was taken). I like boats, but not the ocean and I like long walks on the beach. I dislike the beach itself and very much dislike vinegar, which is my Kryptonite. Also, I definitely want you to leave posts to vindicate my interest in your interest. Something as simple as "you rule" or "you are why I had a vasectomy... twice" may make my day. |
| Interests | Activities. Favorite dance move: The Robot. Favorite flavor: artificial. Favorite do-gooder: Tied between ME and Superman (and one of us isn't real and the other can fly). |
| Favorite movies | American Beauty, Gladiator, Garden State, Mumford, and hundreds more |
| Favorite music | If it's generic art or music, chances are I'll like it. |
| Favorite books | Romeo and Juliet, Confederacy of Dunces, Catch-22, House of God, Paradise Lost, Angels and Demons, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter |
All of the phone numbers have fallen out of your address book. Whose number do you look for first and why?
Why are my phone numbers in an address book? Wait, is it 1987? Because then I call my parents to pick me up from math camp.