aderleth
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| Interests | Aderleth is a Washington, D.C.-based thinktank dedicated to the analysis and dissemination of superfluous information the other thinktanks leave behind. Our Staff: PHILLIP AUDEN -- Founder, CEO, bon vivant. Auden began Aderleth with funds from his parents, with whom he still lives. Leave him alone. VICTOR MAGGIANARO -- Cryptozoologist and wildlife advisor. Vic is the go-to guy for all things bizarre. Chupacabra sucked your cat? Call Vic. BEM's in the backyard? Notify Vic immediately. NOTE: Vic has recently been diagnosed with an unspecific reptile phobia. Please forward all reptile complaints to other staff. LIZ O'SHEA -- adept in several fighting styles, Liz has a 3rd degree black belt in Tekken and a 2nd degree black belt in Mortal Kombat 4. STEVE -- Accounting. His father is the bane of Vic's existence. In turn, this organization is the bane of Steve's, as he must somehow make sense of the fact that we actually have an accounts receivable dept. STERN MCCANDLESS -- Psychotherapist and Buddhist scholar. McCandless believes that Aderleth is not only way off the middle path, but also wants to kill its father and marry its mother. As such, he is no longer invited to staff parties. CHARLOTTE FAIRE -- former arts editor for the Blacksburg Press-Advocate, Charlotte went indie after her review of "Attack of the Clones" was attacked by her editors for its anti-government stance. She now welcomes all allegory and metaphor, no matter how absurd. HENRY CHOI -- former professor of particle wave studies at MIT's Malden campus, Henry's complete mental breakdown made it possible for him to devote all of his time and resources to the study of Godzilla. |
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| Favorite movies | Staff Picks: The Exorcist (67%), Red Dawn (44%), The Seventh Seal (Henry only), Deliverance (75%), Jaws (99%), Fist of the White Lotus (87%), anything with Paul Newman, Gene Hackman, and/or Godzilla. |
| Favorite books | Anything written by Gene Hackman. |
You're going to the moon! What did you forget to pack?
Advanced space weapons to hold those goddamn moon-people at bay until reinforcements arrive.