Professor Mouth
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Fraud. |
| Location | Brooklyn, New York, United States |
| Introduction | 'Pat is the only one of my friends who is an 18th-century roue. Despite what people say about Pat's lack of "life- skills", what he really lacks is "dying- with-dignity" skills; instead he opts for the "drink oneself to near-death and then resolve to turn over a new leaf with a transparent lack of commitment" skill set. Pat is surprisingly intelligent given the prolific amount of booze and drugs he has taken over his life. Which is to say, he is mildly retarded. I have known Pat for fourteen years, and at the beginning he would play the vicious, intolerant bigot to my verminiferous Gollum. Now, he plays the vicious, intolerant bigot to my vicious, intolerant bigot. I'm amazed we've stayed friends despite our multiple attempts to derail that friendship. By the way, Pat will die of Hodgkin's disease.' --Bobcat, 2004 |
| Interests | I just told you! |
| Favorite movies | The Five Obstructions, Kicking and Screaming, Mysterious Skin, Reservoir Dogs, Scenes from a Marriage, Solaris, Little Murders |
| Favorite music | Television Personalities, Stephen Merritt, Marine Girls, Crisis, Pixies, Smiths, Psychic TV, Nina Simone, Tom Waits |
You've just inherited a manufacturing plant that specializes in plastics. What are you going to make?
Sweet, sweet love to that manufacturing plant.