Pistophocles
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
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| Location | Boston, Massachusetts, United States |
| Introduction | The Greeks called me Pistophocles. The Romans, Frustraticus. Mostly, I rant. Sometimes, I ramble. The rest of the time, I drink good beer. |
| Favorite Movies | Whatever turns up on that web cam I hid in the guest room. |
| Favorite Music | Cats screaming |
| Favorite Books | "Dr. Seuss' Necronomicon", Gloria Steinem's "How to Please Your Man", Gilbert Godfried's "On Subtlety", Richard Scarry's "Great Big Book of the Dead", Steve Jobs' "Openness", Bill Gates' "A Guide to Outdoor Activities", ME's "Group Therapy for Solipsists" |
You get to ride the big roller coaster three times in a row. What will keep your dad from taking a bite out of your candy apple?
He's dead. If he was going to bite anything now, it would be someone's brains.