Gender	Female
Occupation	Homemaker
Location	Missouri, United States
Introduction	i am a wife to the greatest man, a mama of two, a lover of target, a teacher to my children, 100% girl, a procrastinator, a scare in the kitchen, a friend of sleep, an eater of ice cream, a child of the KING!

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?

i wouldn't. i'd laugh every time, because i'd be the funnest pirate ever. arrrrggggg!