Eris Greenberg
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Camp Champ |
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | Eris Greenberg is a pseudonym for someone with a less awesome name and a vague understanding of what the word "libel" means. She also tends to bitch about her job a lot, in the same way married people bitch about their spouses. A noted cupcake enthusiast, and aspiring super-villain, Eris has been annoying the internet with her presence since 1991. As well as being a hater of anglerfish and lover of the word "dude", Eris is best known to friends as a paranoid spinster who watches too many crime dramas and cannot be bested at Star Trek Scene-It. Writing in third-person makes her feel like a bad-ass. |
| Interests | death, doom, destruction, Care Bears, Sharktopus/Mothra slash-fic (not really) |
| Favorite movies | The Omen, Hamlet 2, Wayne's World, Get Him to the Greek, anything featuring drag queens and/or Paul Rudd |
| Favorite music | The Mountain Goats, Atom and His Package, Eels, Franz Ferdinand, Lawrence Arms |
| Favorite books | Hitchhiker's Guide, The Virgin Suicides, Boomsday, Pretty Little Liars (it's like junk food for my brain!), Paper Towns, An Abundance of Katherines |
Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?
Switch to the harp as a weapon. Try not to be too spoony. Tellah hates that.