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|Occupation||Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.|
|Location||Punjab, When Chuck Norris checks his watch, it's always 13:37., India|
|Introduction||Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.|
|Interests||Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.|
|Favorite Movies||If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.|
|Favorite Music||Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.|
|Favorite Books||most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...|
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Chuck Norris does not wear sunscreen. The Sun needs protection from Chuck Norris.