Skwerl
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Telecommunications |
| Occupation | MINION OF THE DEATHSTAR |
| Location | EXIT 8A, New Jersey, United States |
| Introduction | This is how I intend to fund my golden years...with a cult based on a rabid squirrel- you could do worse with your money...like giving it to a crooked televangelist. As I have gotten older, one undeniable truth has been revealed to me: If its got balls or bearings its bound to give you a headache. |
| Interests | Things that involve pointy metal objects...like knitting. |
| Favorite movies | Pulp Fiction, A Christmas Story, Shaun of the Dead, Airplane, Talladega Nights. |
| Favorite music | Really angry metal...like Soulfly and Hatebreed, opera and classic rock. |
| Favorite books | College has destroyed my love of the written word and drained me of any creative ability whatsoever. I read instructions and directions now. |
Create a tagline for a new line of plastic bedsheets.
Piss off!